This is headline number 1. It's the first one that you'll see. Others will arrive shortly.

I am headline number 2. The one before me was number 1. But really, it wasn't anything special. I'm here now, and that's all that matters.

Headline number 3 was a little arrogant. He thought he'd be here forever. But he was obviously wrong. Nothing lasts forever.

So, I am just to enjoy being Headline number 4. What was that last headline talking about? That's some pretty philosophical stuff. If I think too much about it, I get dizzy.